WTFact? Only Result Matters Not Hard Work!

Only Result Matters Not Hard Work
 
Lets find why it's funny and true. One of my newly married friend send it to me on Facebook and said to share with my social community. I read and find it makes sense so it's here...refreshment purpose.
 
Why don't I want to have sex with the man I love?

1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
 
Definition of 'Right Sexual Life' for each zodiac sign

6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
 
Young Brides for Sale at Bulgaria’s Controversial Bride Market

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.

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